Madness is like gravity

baby: *cries*
everyone: oh you poor sweet thing don't cry you're okay
me: shut the fuck up take it outside why do people keep having these things

hitrecordjoe:

Hey everyone, I have some cool news.

The movie I wrote and directed, DON JON, is now gonna be coming out a little bit earlier. The new release date is September 27th. Personally, I can’t wait for people to see it, and this makes my wait time that much shorter! And for all you fine folks who’ve been telling me they didn’t wanna wait tell October, well you’re welcome ;o)

thanks!

J

sobotkafan:

This is just too funny.